Swedish Goober

A swedish goober is when one is having anal with one's sexual partner while using jelly as lubricant. When the penis leaves the anus, the partner will insert peanut butter into the anus and it will then create a kind of homemade goober. Cheaper than the store-bought goober for sure.
You guys buy goober from the store? Try a Swedish goober sometime, it's fun for you, tasty for the kids.
by noahtorious b.i.g November 29, 2018
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Swedish Dog

The Swedish Dog is an oral sexual act, in which the participant with an uncircumsised Penis (or other form of genitalia) puts a snus in their foreskin and has the person giving them oral sex put the snus under their lip using only their mouth.
Q1: Man, i got mad swedish dog from this girl the other day.
Q2: I got some swedish dog from a guy last week.
by MadGiggel November 18, 2021
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Swedish rappel

While normal rappel is used for moving from a high position to a lower position (e.g. from bridge to valley bottom) in a swift but orderly manner, Swedish rappel is a faster and more aggressive method used in order to achieve the same result.

In order to perform a Swedish rappel, one must:
1. Acquire a length of rope (e.g. two feet)
2. Move to place where Swedish rappel is to be performed
3. Hold one end of rope in hand, let the other end dangle free.
4. Jump
Sven: "Man, that guy is annoying"
Erik: "Lets give him a Swedish rappel!"
by swenor June 21, 2011
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swedish gutterball

Practicing the sex act of ass-to-mouth, but with the scrotum instead of the shaft.
She wanted the Swedish Gutterball, but I couldn't get my nut in.
by the dee bee January 17, 2014
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Swedish Candle

A road flare. Derived from the fact that they look like a candle and are often used to warn other drivers of a disabled vehicle, usually a Volvo because they are so problematic. Therefore, the term Swedish Candle was invented.
My Volvo V60 broke down on the motorway so I lit some Swedish candles for safety.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 20, 2023
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The Swedish Squat

When you flip a girl on her back and hold her legs in the air, then line up your butthole with her pussy and poop in her to show dominance.
Bro, Chris just pulled off the Swedish Squat. Gross? Or awesome? Tossup.
by Doodoo1265 June 29, 2021
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Swedish Berried

To enjoy a large quantity of Swedish Berries with someone close to you.

Often throwing or catching them with your mouth.

Leads to a feeling of personal hate after for having so much sugar. Then reminding yourself that berries can possibly be bad, they're a fruit
Greg: I got some Swedish berries :O

Christina: Arn't those bad for my diet?

Greg: Of course not, how can fruit be bad for you?

Christina: I love how your mind works

Greg: "lets get Swedish Berried"
by Gmoney1393 November 30, 2011
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