patrick starfish

A fat fucking starfish, residing from bikini bottom, GA

You see Patrick starfish at king of diamonds dumping stacks on them raggedy chocolate bitches!

by Jp31390 March 8, 2014

starfish sex

Sex in missionary position where girl lays inactive on bed with her legs spread.

He was expecting it to be steamy sex like from porno movies, but all he got was starfish sex.

by usernamekiran August 12, 2016

starfish kisses

(1) the marks left on a bed after a particularly messy round of anal sex.

(2) The act of kissing the starfish, or analingus, performed by either a man or a woman, on either gender.

(1)
"Jenna left me starfish kisses after last night's fuckfest... Can you believe that nasty bitch?"

(2)
You liked those starfish kisses I gave you last night in the shower, didn't you? I knew you liked being rimmed... You just had to try it.

by Azaroth A. March 11, 2006

Starfish

Verb; To confront someone with an accusation of their wrongdoing.

i.e. Be all up in their face like a starfish

"I think Salvadore is lying to us, i'm gonna call him and starfish him."

"I starfished Toni and she admitted she was wrong"

by orth2067 October 19, 2013

russian starfish

Whereby gentleman fist's his lady's axe wound and once fully inside releases that fist to fully open up all five fingers into the shape of a starfish.

Man, you should've seen the look on my German girlfriend's face when she woke up in the middle of the night to find a russian starfish up her.

by Vladimir Bundaberg July 13, 2006

starfish the bed

The Act of spreading one's arms and legs in bed, taking up as much room as possible.

As soon as she gets up for work I starfish the bed.

by mantrum November 22, 2017

Fighting Starfish

The "fighting starfish" is when one individual rubs their anus against the anus of a second (consenting) individual. It is similiar to the act of "scissoring"- which typically occurs between two vaginas. The "fighting starfish" is more inclusive than scissoring because anyone can participate so long as they have an anus.

Person 1: "What did you do on your date last night?"
Person 2: "Well, Stan and I tried out the fighting starfish..."
Person 1: "Whats that?"
Person 2: "It is when two consenting adults rub their anuses together. It is like scissoring, but more inclusive."
Person 1: "Oh, that sounds like fun."

by Cricketboots September 7, 2012