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The sacred text paradox

a sacred text is either metaphorical or literal, depends on it's use in a argument.
A clear exemple of The sacred text paradox is:
"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."
It's about transgenderism, circumcision or CBT. depend on who is saying it hates the most
by salsicha20cm August 23, 2021
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sacred flower

The buds of the cannabis plant. When used properly, grants insight and joy.
Come on, charge that vape and let's smoke that sacred flower.
by Chocolate Vape Juice Fund September 25, 2011
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sacred saturday

When a girl waits all week to mastubate. They do this on saturday.
Charlie: You seem grumpy today? What happened?
Lev: Didn't get to masturbate on Saturday
Charlier: Why not?
Lev: I got interrupted.
Charlie: Ohhh. I wish somebody would mess up my sacred saturdays
by BallsofHorror November 15, 2014
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sacred

Faggot - "who is OG Sacred"

Sacred Fan Boys - who is Sacred?
in math: my solution
in history: my King👑
in art: my muse 🎨
in science: my oxygen 💨
in geography: my world 🌎
Sacred is a cool ass nigga who is known and is a famous!!!
by end ur life queer November 7, 2021
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sacre coeur girl

a girl who goes to the irrelevant Melbourne private girls school. these girls a wanna be sluts and are always trying to get in with the skevs kids but are too irrelevant to have guy friends. they can only ever pull de la boys and unfortunately all tend to look like 8 year olds. they try to be friends with loretto and Caulfield girls but are usually forgotten. they are all either alcoholic vape addicts or ugly nerds; no in between.
skevs kid: "what school do you go to"
sacre coeur girl: 'you wouldn't know my school"
skevs kid: "oh what school"
overly drunk and embarrassed sacre coeur girl: "bye" (jumps off cliff)
by privateschoolslut March 4, 2021
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The Church Of Sacred Unity

A location for 'Shanked' and 'Aordinary' to meet up for erotic-roleplay and go on dates. In other words, the church is just their personal dating sim.
God damn it, Lucile and Valencia are in the backrooms of the Church of Sacred Unity again.
by Rodent89 October 30, 2024
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