panda / spider man

the nickname of my crush so secret
crush na crush kita ‼️‼️
-his hair is majestic
-hes so sweet and amazing
-hes funny

-non toxic
-silly :3
-his hands are so soft and he’s so cutee

-I like him but I have mixed feelings
For now I won’t stop loving and admiring him until he finds out. I hope we’ll still be good friends. We’ve been friends since grade 2 <333
X look it’s you! *shows a picture of a panda / spider man from a game*

AAHAHAH -him
by ily.starri🐼 September 01, 2023
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Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.
To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
by Pteropus December 15, 2023
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reggie spider man

when your having sexual intercourse with a man or women and pull out and cum in your hand and throw it at there face
bro i just gave jenny a reggie spider man
by iballlick June 14, 2020
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Asian Spider-Man Day

One of the most important holidays in Asian cultural on May 21st. Typically Asians fast from 6-10 am and don’t see the sunlight.
by Mommy2628383 May 21, 2022
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Spider-man challenge

A challenge where one climbs onto their ceiling, and goes upside with a rope, and jerks off until they cum, and then they need to dodge every droplet of their own baby batter, and even one droplet means disqualification for that challenge
1: I think Rob was hitting the spider-man challenge last night, his ceiling was shaking and I felt it
2: did he succeed?
by Ushyaaawas January 09, 2025
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Houdini into the Spider-Man

When you make love to a girl from behind, pull out, blow your load in your hand when she turns around to see what’s going on you throw it in her face and yell Spider-Man
Houdini into the Spider-Man can be used it that any time in the beginning of your relationship.
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spider-man franchise

(Noun) kid who only has one story and keeps telling it over and over.
Every time I hang out with Todd he tells the same exact story about how his dad was roommates with John Smoltz.

Spider-Man franchise
by Aprilinsa August 09, 2017
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