nard

the nice way to say someone is retarded.

you’re such a nard!

by YourLocalGenius January 14, 2023

Nard

A nard is word used for a pleb/mincer.

Can be used as an adjective or a diss

who is a nard?

Clarke Fourde

by Kennel Vocab Ting September 17, 2019

Douche-Nard

A terrific example of a human being that can be cool yet also a complete douche. Basically, a best friend type person that happens to make choices in his/her life that make you wish you could hit them with a frying pan. A tremendous combination of awesome factors and qualities of the douchiest. Most likely in his/her 30's or 40's, and having lived an eventful life. Also, most likely to be a manager of a Cracker Barrel or some other embarrassing position.

Look at that guy, he is so funny and awesome, but he makes horrible choices and blows off his best friend to go to bed at 8 at night.

Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!

by Sparklz So Good February 21, 2013

Nards

A word that you say as a reaction to an accidental event that occurs

“Oh nards I dropped my nuggets!”

by grimmy4life June 19, 2022

nard

nerd

yo g cant believe you touched my willy you nard

by kdot2smok3y November 14, 2020

Little nards

A man who drinks monkey slump. A man who cannot say earth. A man who has no emotions. He also is wanted in Mexico for drug trafficking

Little nards loves to cook his balls in his air fryer

by Monkey fart June 4, 2022

nard nuggets

like say shit balls or oh shit

Oh nard nuggets I missed the shot in 8 Ball

by mr. chilly7 June 15, 2018