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Jesus

A cuteass nigga name Jesus that gets all the bitches he wants and he also has a very large dick that he puts in everyone’s mouth and he’s cute btw
Damn That boy Jesus is amazing
by Lil Dequaviz January 2, 2019
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The greatest guy alive any girl would be happy to be with him.If anyone is even lucky enough to be his friend you should feel great about it because just being near him makes you cool asf
Damn jesus is just a hottie
by Tioshsjwk May 25, 2018
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Jesus is my Girlfriend with the initials A.J-L
by .....jesus..... February 27, 2019
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anvi's kickboard dolphin
let's sacrifice jesus to mr lim
by macrib October 22, 2019
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A super hot guy who I love is otherwise known a emmett
Greg: who are you going out with tonight

Nellie: Jesus
by Emmaforlife February 25, 2019
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Jesus is a nice asian boy. he is very smart, obviously, and likes black people. he was good looking, and now even more, he likes fashion and dresses like Joetaro
you are so "jesus"

signifying a change in life and humanity
by wastedphotos January 23, 2020
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Loyal if nothing else. Puts others first.
"Jesus, will u go out with me?"

"Oh, you dont know... I have a girlfriend. "

"Well its nice to see you are loyal and put her first. "
by s-elarson February 13, 2019
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