Gutter Yuppie

A yuppie in punk/hipster's clothing. The yuppie's self-awareness that his lifestyle is not considered hip persuades him to create a false image of himself so other's see him as having admirable grassroots or DIY values.
"Did you see how that Gutter Yuppie parked his car four blocks away so no one would see him get into his BMW after the punk concert?"
by DoodInSF February 09, 2007
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gutter troll

An ugly female who is lazy and/or annoying.
Man Betty is a real gutter troll.
by Chris Krueger November 15, 2006
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Gutter Helmut

A German term (Hence Helmut) used to describe the foreskin on the penis; covering the gutter for which the penis cheese is harvested.
King Nectars got a lot of penis cheese hidden behind that gutter helmut.
by Stickman Straw December 20, 2004
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Gutter Skank

The Gutter Skank, as previously pre-supposed is an unfortunate individual whose actions/beliefs/appearance has forced them into the status of said title. These folk generally take abode in gutters; although some have been found lurking in enclosures such as the open garage or broken dustbin. The gutter skank professes a love for metal tasting objects, and for the grimy leaves found at the kerb in the Autumn months. This explains the heightened appearance in the season. Gutter Skanks are resenting of small children and will strike with force and animosity given the chance. They are exclusive from society and rely on the exchanging of blood for food as survival. It is often said that the term "mud-blood" taken from the popular novels by a not so popular author was derived from the worthlessness of a Gutter Skanks blood. This pittance is the cause for the dying out of this once plaguing race, now there are only two remaining. To rid yourself of a possible infestation of Gutter Skank, you must implement the use of giraffe semen in your everyday life e.g. using it as washing up liquid.
Symptoms of a possible infestation are namely the putrid smell of vomit and burning flesh, and the disappearance of valuables, food and babies.
Oh dear, there is a Gutter Skank a yonder
by breakfast1 February 02, 2009
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Clean the Gutters

Mike always raves about how he loves to clean the gutters, but really, he's just too poor to afford condoms.
by Domestic Violence July 27, 2010
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Gutter Girl

Another type of word for prostitute, the girls who stand in the street waiting for guys to pick them up each night
Go to Soho if u want its full of Gutter Girls
by anonymous12345678 September 04, 2007
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Gutter-Fucked

What everybody on this site has done to the English language (I blame myself as well)...
We gutter-fucked them Brit's lingo past repairin'.
by Quartux (Tyler) August 18, 2005
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