O5 Council

A bunch of idiotic bureaucrats who rule the worst secretive organization ever known to mankind, that said organization being the SCP Foundation.

Is the O5 council at it again?

by EpikChad119 May 18, 2023

Council haircut

A haircut so basic, so rough, so uneven and unstylish, that it appears to have been cut by council workmen. They may even have used a lawnmower, strimmer or gardening shears.

"Who cut your hair, Mate, the Council? That's a real council haircut you have!"

by Cactuscoco September 9, 2021

Council Klaxon

An inebriated woman in a pub, usually from a council estate, with an extremely loud and annoying voice.

Fucking hell!! Someone's set off the council klaxon.

by Ddraig73 January 30, 2022

The Council of Bald

Any of the most intimidating bald people in the world

He is part of The Council of Bald.

by BigC_heese October 3, 2020

Council Cocktail

British English: Tap water, especially that of an extremely low quality

A - “Do you fancy some water?”
B - “Sure, as long as it’s bottled. I can’t be doing with any of that council cocktail.”

by Axeyblahblah July 7, 2021

Council Pizza

Cheese on toast is affectionately known as Council Pizza cheese on toast

I'm a bit skint this week love, shall we have council pizza for tea?
or l love a bit of Worcester on me Council Pizza.

by Jonny Wise July 27, 2018

council knees

the overstretched knee area of a pair of tight trousers or leggings, usually caused by being grossly over worn

look at the council knees on that tramp

by jon ronson July 29, 2006