cuban trader

one who "pumps and dumps" penny stocks trying to earn a living but ends up as a bagholder, enriching those much smarter than he.

My4ntoy is a famous cuban trader who has had his car repossessed because of losses trading penny stocks.

by kez;-) June 22, 2011

Roof Cuban

a person who camps on a roof in an First Person Shooter

"that dude was such a roof cuban the whole match! i mean, he never came down!"

Hey, Dane! quit being a friggin roof cuban and get down and fight like a man!

by SovietYurik November 15, 2010

Cuban snorcle

When someone slaps their dick on someone's face and drags its across. Usually across the mouth while the person is lying down.

I got held down and Cuban snorcled after school.

by Lone Wolf616 July 11, 2016

pocket cuban

A tiny Cuban, usually female, that is small enough in stature that they could probably fit in your pocket.

Maritza, you're my favorite Pocket Cuban!

*holds open pocket*
Hop in, we're going shopping.

by LexiStripes November 8, 2018

Cuban Owl

a wise cuban woman who often has large eyes.

Alicia is definitely a cuban owl. wise latinas are hot.

by alibaliomali December 21, 2010

goin cuban

when you want to roll the next blunt or L

im goin cuban ok man but it best be tight

by MylesB April 1, 2008

Soggy Cuban

When two fuck partners put Cuban cigars up each other’s assess and smoke them analy

Hey baby wanna have a soggy Cuban

by Lil dick cheese August 7, 2018