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Coronavirus

A worldwide virus that seems to make people need toilet paper and milk.
Karen: I NEED ALL THE TOILET PAPER
Everyone: ah, she must have coronavirus..
by u_are_hawt123 April 14, 2020
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CORONAVIRUS

coronavirus es la nueva enfermedad que esta causando furor en las redes, si te llamas coronavirus, sos un hijo de tu re madre ¿QUE NECESIDAD DE IR POR LA VIDA MATANDO A TODOS LOS CHINOS? tenes alto levante y todos quieren ser tu pareja( en especial los murciélago) Sos hermoso y moyy sexy.
Tu mama: damnnn quien es esa persona tan linda?
Tu nuera: ese es coronavirusss ESTA BOENARDO.
by TUMAMI May 9, 2020
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Coronavirus

Guy 1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS!
Guy 2: What??!
Guy 1: FUCK CORONAVIRUS I JUST EATED STRANGER'S POOP
Guy 2: Chill bro!

Guy 1: NOW I CAN'T GO TO THE MALL OR AIRPORT I JUST BOUGHT A HOTEL IN RUSSIA FOR $500!!!!
Guy 2: Why you don't go to my hotel?
Guy 1: YOU ARE A NASTY FUCK! YOUR HOTEL IS DIRTY I WANT TO.... *dies*
Guy 2: If you don't believe Coronavirus.... You're dead forever
Guy 1: *Saying "FUUUUUUUUUCK" In his brain*
by Senickres August 31, 2021
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Coronavirus

Coronavirus is deadly
by Humanpotato69 June 13, 2020
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Coronavirus

Nowadays you have two kinds of people in the way they think about the coronavirus, you have the ones that defend any mandate, rule or law the government suggests for them, and you have the people that defend the way they've always lived, no matter how exciting the new way they are being told to live might have seemed at first. The latter group hasn't been doing much fighting to get their voices heard though, just about all of what people are seeing and hearing on TV is dominated by the first group.
Just about anything people have heard about the coronavirus in the past year and a half seems designed to make them panic and surrendee control of their lives to an outside entity that they for some reason began to trust more than themselves to take care of them, even if taking care of themselves was never a major issue before 2020.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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Coronavirus

A Virus That Came Out Of No Where And Now Killed Thousands Of People
Life :hey do you want a virus

Me : Please No

Life: Do i Care That You Said No Take it it's Named Coronavirus
by 1dk a name September 9, 2020
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Coronavirus

A virus created by the Chinese that will send everyone into quarantine for many months and will change the way we live for many months after it is gone. Many people will be upset with the fact that you must wear a mask in public and in stores. Millions will die by the time it’s over. A vaccine will be created however and the second time it hits, it will be less intense.
Wear a mask in public, you don’t want to catch the coronavirus.
by kden.co July 7, 2020
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