the biggest chokers in history

Undoubtedly the '04 Yankees, characterized by such players as Slappy, Jason "Pumped-up-on-steroids" Giambi, and the Skeet covered Jeet

After almost swallowing several of their teammates cocks, and then blowin a 3-0 lead in the ALCS, the '04 Yankees deserve the title, "the biggest chokers in history"

by jar March 11, 2005

Blind Man Choker

when a man places one testicle on each eyeball and his penis in her mouth, this is difficult to do unless the man has a rather large sac and the girl has a low self-esteem.

Dude! I totally gave my ex a Blind Man Choker last night! She totally deserved it!

by Chubert October 25, 2010

corn eyed bowl choker

An extremely large piece of corn laden shit that chokes the toilet bowl and requires a professional plumber to clear; typical measurements = 6"- 8" circumference (tapered at both ends) x 14" - 22.5" length. Producer of said ass log must posess sufficient sphincter control that will enable this rarest of shits to remain intact (no breakage). Offshoot versions can include the steaming corn eyed bowl choker, rusty corn eyed bowl choker and the corn/ lima bean skin eyed bowl choker.

Janes rapidly evolving - young adult - metabolism enhanced her rate of digestion beyond that of normal girls in their early twenties....this, coupled with her incessant anal stimulation widened her poop chute to twice the normal asshole size. Her recent visit to a friends house found her in a quandry of sorts after she placed a generous sized corn eyed bowl choker in the guest bathroom...a hasty exit, me thinks she makes

by Theo Fuxtable May 10, 2011

Charlie Choker

When you choke. (More effective if you are named charlie)

Bro I just lost all my elo, i'm actually a Charlie Choker.
Dude stop charlie choking!
That wu-shang is such a Charlie Choker! I just shit on him (literally).

by Ski mask the osu god August 13, 2020

cincinnatti choker

During the act of fellatio, the gent's testicles drape around the neck of the giver, resulting in the appearance of a necklace.

Oh my god, Frank really gave Veronica a Cincinnatti choker last night!

by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf September 9, 2018

Fanny Choker

Repeated fast-paced penetration of a partner's anus, in order for the giver to reach climax, to the point that the receiver can barely withstand it, as the penis is extraordinarily large and veiny. Also, the penetration is cheeks-clapping fast.

"Hey bro, how did your date go?"

"Dude! She was hot and easy! After we met for coffee, I surprised her with a Fanny choker behind the Starbucks dumpster! She got her fanny packed!"

by TasyOysterMoisture March 1, 2024

Dope choker

When your new dealer doesn't show up with the drugs.

That new dude that said he could get us blow never showed up. What a dope choker.

by RoxyMoran August 26, 2018