Bruised Canoe

A sex act in which the female grips the penis so hard that it turns black and blue for maximum penile pleasure.

“Dude did you hear that Sadie gave Chris a bruised canoe last night? He’ll be hurting for awhile!”

by GrandpaDad69 February 04, 2023

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i think you'd leave bruises

It's a line in the famous Minecraft fanfiction written by tbhyourelame on AO3. It's about two famous Minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.

George types, I think you'd leave bruises.
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.

(he = Dream)

by GeorgeIsHot July 11, 2021

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Bruises Around my neck basically means hickeys and bite marks around my neck.

In the song Stacy's Brother the line- She's not reason for the bruises around my neck.

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The contusion left on the one’s body after an speedy or over-zealous ejaculation.

“I’m not taking you to church with that Cum Bruise on your face.”

by nottravis March 10, 2024

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Someone who's been hurt a lot, or is hurting . (Like having sex while your hoo-ha is bruised; hence the name)

*has break up,and is betrayed by bff*
"I feel like a bruised vagina"

by 96Oseuq96 June 22, 2017

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The soreness following up a good fuck.

Girl 1:Man my boyfriend fucked me so hard last night.
Girl 2: Are you wood bruised?

by GairBear March 01, 2013

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A streak left on the inside of the toilet bowl from a massive dump. The streak remains even after flushing.

Ryan left a major toilet bruise in church toilet right before his wedding ceremony.

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