A dong bruise is the bruises that appear on a girls legs after a hard night out in town, they never remember where they have come from but are actually caused by male dancers in close proximity by their flailing male appendages
"Oh my god look at these bruises on my thighs Kathy! I have no idea how I got these, boy was I boozed last night"
"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"
"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"
by Maximus B*tches February 25, 2010
Get the Dong Bruisemug. by bruiseboy47 April 19, 2021
Get the Big Bruise Boymug. by mary bleh November 11, 2013
Get the silent bruisemug. A streak left on the inside of the toilet bowl from a massive dump. The streak remains even after flushing.
by Dr. Jebediah Toolshed M.D. March 15, 2019
Get the Toilet Bruisemug. by Spanky McSpankSpank June 14, 2022
Get the dookie bruisemug. It's a line in the famous Minecraft fanfiction written by tbhyourelame on AO3. It's about two famous Minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.
George types, I think you'd leave bruises.
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.
(he = Dream)
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.
(he = Dream)
by GeorgeIsHot July 11, 2021
Get the i think you'd leave bruisesmug. by Big stank January 5, 2020
Get the Bruisingmug.