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Australian Treasure

The shit found on a mans dick after having anal sex with another mate (heterosexual or homosexual).
After fucking Garrett in the ass, Rob found shit on his dick from Garrett's "down under" region. Before Garrett finished Rob off with fellatio, Rob said, "That's the most Australian Treasure I've ever found!"
by Baba Booey 69 September 7, 2016
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Australian distance

A very long distance between isolated places. If the place you are in is so far away from everything, you have to travel for hours through empty country just to get anywhere there's people.
"O yeah! You live in the Pacific Northwest! Distances there are Australian!"

"We're in the middle of the desert!!! ... Civilisation is, like, an Australian distance away!"

"It would be fun to go over there, but I'd have to drive an Australian-fuckin' distance just to get there and I'm already tired."
by yobreakfast October 22, 2011
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Australian selfie

A selfie "down under" AKA a picture of your junk.
I accidentally tweeted my Australian selfie and it ruined my political career!
by aliciakmeighty August 31, 2013
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Australian Sushi

To catch and consume a live goldfish out of one’s vagina.
Staci’s mom is a freak! She sat on my face and while I was ‘down under’ she fed me Australian Sushi.
by Hal Dizzle November 12, 2018
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Australian Outback

When you put your dick in an asshole and wait for it to get soft then have them tighten their asshole and you quickly pull out your dick in attempt to tear it off.
Last night my girlfriend and I tried to do an Australian Outback.
by Funpositions69 May 3, 2019
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Australian Kiss

Oral sex on a girl. A French kiss from down under.
Jack: Diane went crazy when I gave her an Australian Kiss
by The Iron Mike November 23, 2011
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Australian buttchug

Where a beer is poured down the back of someone, preferably a female, and the drinker positions himself between her buttocks to catch the flow.
"Crikey, did you see that shiela giving Bruce an Australian Buttchug last night?"
by Alraune April 29, 2004
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