To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time
Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?
by Dave September 16, 2003
by bernsy February 28, 2008
Jack got so turned on by “Transsexual Heartbreakers Vol 2” he had to drop his trousers and have a pokey bum wank.
by MisterLee October 07, 2003
The panic that sets in when strangers meet in a passage or aisle not allowing 2 metres social distancing room.
You should’ve seen those pensioners doing the Pandemic Pokey-Cokey in the corner store confectionary aisle. They were moving quicker than cats chasing lasers.
by Scamdy-cat June 02, 2020
(Noun) A normally long and thin implement, as a fire extinguisher pin or the flint mechanism from a Clipper lighter, for poking down the end of a spliff.
It should be know that anyone who keeps a fire extinguisger pin on their keyring, does indeed smoke marijuana.
It should be know that anyone who keeps a fire extinguisger pin on their keyring, does indeed smoke marijuana.
Can you pass me a cigarette, please? I need a Pokey Mc Downer to finish off this spliff.
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by Mc Downer February 02, 2010
"I walked into my house and i could tell my parents were doing some c-razzzzzy horizontal hokey pokey!"
by lauRgasm April 25, 2005
When one man poops and does not wipe and another man sticks his finger in his butt and shoved his poop covered finger in the other mans mouth
by How mama 446 May 08, 2021