Baseball

What pussys do during lacrosse season.

“Do you know that baseball player?” “Oh yeah that guy who cried when he got hit to the ground”

by Lacrosse lit baseball shit September 25, 2019

Baseball

Boring.

Jeff thought of baseball when he had trouble falling asleep.

by Baseballisgay December 4, 2019

Baseball

Baseball is the sport for a very special type of kids the type that think getting hit is bad so instead of playing lacrosse 🥍 they play gayball

Son: Dad I think I like men
Dad: then play BASEBALL then

by Lax kid 25 June 4, 2019

Baseball

Baseball is where you hit a ball with a stick and run around in circles. If someone punches you with the ball, or gets to the base with the ball before you do, you're out.

Baseball is like sex, you're either safe or you aren't.

Dude: "Hey Man! We should TOTALLY play Baseball today!"
Man: "Dude, that's sweet! But where's my Bat?"
My Bat: "Sorry man, I was in the closet in the basement. Have you ever felt so lonely you have to imagine the wall is another person?"
Dude and Man: "..."
My Bat: "I haven't either, I always have My Balls to talk too."
Dude: "We keep the baseballs upstairs..."
My Bat: "I know."

by Mister Miser March 27, 2008

Baseballing

When a lady inserts a finger into the end of a mans penis and a man slips a vibrating mobile phone up the ladies vagina and dials his favourite pizza number

Hey Julie we are going to have to stop all this baseballing my mobile phone bill is through the roof

by dtothepower3 May 24, 2010

baseballers

People who believe that baseball is the best sport around is baseball.Who are obviously wrong because we all know that lax is the best sport.So fuck you baseballers.

i hate those baseballers they're so annoying,lets just go lax

Baseballers never shut up.Forget them bro lets go party

by laxbro 4 life April 24, 2011

baseball

the worlds best counter strike player kaikillerX's homo boyfriend

baseball shit his pants

by kaikillerX February 5, 2005