by Baseballisgay December 04, 2019
Baseball is the sport for a very special type of kids the type that think getting hit is bad so instead of playing lacrosse 🥍 they play gayball
by Lax kid 25 June 05, 2019
by Lacrosse lit baseball shit September 25, 2019
Baseball is where you hit a ball with a stick and run around in circles. If someone punches you with the ball, or gets to the base with the ball before you do, you're out.
Baseball is like sex, you're either safe or you aren't.
Baseball is like sex, you're either safe or you aren't.
Dude: "Hey Man! We should TOTALLY play Baseball today!"
Man: "Dude, that's sweet! But where's my Bat?"
My Bat: "Sorry man, I was in the closet in the basement. Have you ever felt so lonely you have to imagine the wall is another person?"
Dude and Man: "..."
My Bat: "I haven't either, I always have My Balls to talk too."
Dude: "We keep the baseballs upstairs..."
My Bat: "I know."
Man: "Dude, that's sweet! But where's my Bat?"
My Bat: "Sorry man, I was in the closet in the basement. Have you ever felt so lonely you have to imagine the wall is another person?"
Dude and Man: "..."
My Bat: "I haven't either, I always have My Balls to talk too."
Dude: "We keep the baseballs upstairs..."
My Bat: "I know."
by Mister Miser March 28, 2008
When a lady inserts a finger into the end of a mans penis and a man slips a vibrating mobile phone up the ladies vagina and dials his favourite pizza number
Hey Julie we are going to have to stop all this baseballing my mobile phone bill is through the roof
by dtothepower3 May 24, 2010
People who believe that baseball is the best sport around is baseball.Who are obviously wrong because we all know that lax is the best sport.So fuck you baseballers.
i hate those baseballers they're so annoying,lets just go lax
Baseballers never shut up.Forget them bro lets go party
Baseballers never shut up.Forget them bro lets go party
by laxbro 4 life April 06, 2011
baseball shit his pants
by kaikillerX February 06, 2005