Texan tears

Slang for shots of alcohol.
The shot-tear correlation lying in the fact a real Texan loves their fair share of alcohol, and shots comparably low amount.

Derek: Blood, sweat, and tears, it’s what makes a man.
Ren:Real man’s comprised of blood, sweat, and Texan tears.

by Titty Boner June 1, 2019

Texan blizzard

Where you cum into a fan and your partner sits on the other side trying to avoid the cum

I caught that guy trying to give my wife a Texan blizzard

by A random shithead May 23, 2023

Texan Lemon Drop

When you cum in someone's butt, put a plug in it, allow it to marinate overnight, then let it drip into a glass the next day and shoot it.

In texas it is customary to take 21 texan lemon drop shots on one's birthday.

by ProfessorofRealEnglishWords November 29, 2022

Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.

Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!

by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025

wet texan

Someone from Florida (a.k.a. Floridian)
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.

“This guy’s from Florida, he’s like a Wet Texan”

by Howie Doon September 18, 2021

Texan Roach

When you smoke only half of a Backwoods blunt.

Bro you tryna spark? I got a Texan Roach in the Whip.

by MightyMega June 24, 2017

texan football

There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not egg chasing, second is the date November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.

So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.

"Man! This team is playing pure Texan football..."

They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!

by CrapGhost July 17, 2021