Rich pricks who can’t get through a single conversation without mentioning the fact that they own a Tesla. They are also willing to spend 5k to wrap their car the color that most cars come in.
by MichaelHicks May 20, 2024
Get the Tesla drivermug. Someone who believes Tesla and Elon Musk are going to the moon, in a series of logarithmic, S- and exponential curves all stacked on each other, with orders of magnitude thrown in for seasoning.
Everything will be electric, with energy generated by solar, and Teslabots will press and fold your underwear on the free citizens' anarchical republic of Mars while you drop kids off at the pool while simultaneously tweeting and watching tunnels being dug via your Neuralink chip.
Everything will be electric, with energy generated by solar, and Teslabots will press and fold your underwear on the free citizens' anarchical republic of Mars while you drop kids off at the pool while simultaneously tweeting and watching tunnels being dug via your Neuralink chip.
In 500 years: "Archeologists have been unable to determine why Tesla Maximalists ritualistically stuffed canines into trunks as a form of worship."
by NotEarl April 22, 2022
Get the Tesla maximalistmug. "Don't they see! I've invented wireless energy!"
"But it can't be metered; that means nobody can make money."
"But It's beyond ACDC! Why won't anyone .."
Dude, he went insane, fell into the Tesla Trap.
"But it can't be metered; that means nobody can make money."
"But It's beyond ACDC! Why won't anyone .."
Dude, he went insane, fell into the Tesla Trap.
by Wbienek October 8, 2022
Get the Tesla Trapmug. Teslas are Ugly, 30 minutes to charge, Bad quality electric cars made by Elon Musk, Also They Can Explode. (like in the image) And Theres now tesla lightshows and crap.
Person 1: Look At My New Tesla Model X!
Person 2: That was kinda a bad idea?
Person 1: ITS NOT, ITS GOOD FOR THE EARTH AND HAS GOOD TECH IN IT!
Person 2: Yeah but then explain when the screen digitizer fails when its in D gear.
Person 1: I CAN STILL DRIVE IT TO A REPAIR SHOP
Person 2: Then what happens if if the repair price if the price is too much or the repair shop is very far away?
Person 2: That was kinda a bad idea?
Person 1: ITS NOT, ITS GOOD FOR THE EARTH AND HAS GOOD TECH IN IT!
Person 2: Yeah but then explain when the screen digitizer fails when its in D gear.
Person 1: I CAN STILL DRIVE IT TO A REPAIR SHOP
Person 2: Then what happens if if the repair price if the price is too much or the repair shop is very far away?
by anhandle123 December 8, 2023
Get the Teslamug. <.7.9.7.6.>Tesla Cybertrucks ANd Vector .45 Automatic Caliber Pistol Are neurotypical Trinkets<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Tesla Cybertrucks ANd Vector .45 Automatic Caliber Pistol Are neurotypical Trinkets<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Tesla Cybertrucks ANd Vector .45 Automatic Caliber Pistol Are neurotypical Trinkets<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Example, “I pulled a tesla.”
I forgot I owned a mansion, married a millionaire, lived on a farm, had a metal factory worth $10 million dollars. Was loved by everyone.
I forgot I owned a mansion, married a millionaire, lived on a farm, had a metal factory worth $10 million dollars. Was loved by everyone.
I asked my work to pay me, I thought they wouldn’t. When I disputed it, I found out, they were going to pay me, they didn’t cus I reported it. I pulled a tesla. I complained about being ripped off, when I wasn’t. Nikola Tesla could have sold the metal in his factory, or his factory and have been worth about $10 million over a 100 years ago.
by ironfinn May 8, 2023
Get the teslamug. Also known as 'Elon Musk', a liability for any investor, the person who robbed the Tesla business from two actual engineers, the founders: Eberhard and Tarpenning.
Did you exit your investment in the Tesla Froadster before the truth came out?
- You mean Elon?
Yes, Elmo Madoff
- Of course, I didn't want to end up poor when the shit started to hit the fan.
- You mean Elon?
Yes, Elmo Madoff
- Of course, I didn't want to end up poor when the shit started to hit the fan.
by GlobalWaters October 13, 2025
Get the Tesla Froadstermug.