Grapefruit Technique

Using a grapefruit (cut at the sides) with a dick sized hole through the middle for sex. You put the grapefruit on the dick, and move it up and down while also sucking on the dick.

when we did the grapefruit technique i had to cut the hole so big. I had the best sex of my life using the grapefruit technique.

by lil bo pussy June 16, 2018

immortal technique

The best lyracist alive today and possibly ever. Not a single song boring or meaningless.
Best songs:
Point of no return
Causes of death
Dancining with the devil
Freedom of Speech
Audio technician
(Fuck it thers 2 albums an every song is intense)

"The evolution of the world bloody and dramatic
Human beings killing monkeys to conquer the planet,
The Kingdoms of Africa and Missopatania
Machine Gun your Body with depleted uranium
This is the age of microchips and titanium
The dark side of the moon and contact with aliens"
*Point of no return ~Immortal Technique

"You swallow propoganda like a birth control pill
selling your soul to the eye on the back of the dollar bill
But that will never be me coz im leaving the past
like an abused wife with the kids leaving your ass
like a drug addict clean and sober leavin the stash
Unbreakable technique leaving the plane crash".
*Leaving the past

by Tezza07 December 12, 2008

technicolor yawn

to barf, hurl, blow chunks, toss cookies, spew, pray to the porcelain God

suzie left her technicolor yawn schrapnel all over the men's stall.

by skank January 12, 2003

technicolor yawn

Euphamistic expression for an uncommonly colorful and forceful bout of projectile vomit.

After drinking 6 Tequeila Sunrises and eating a large Chef Salad, Al painted the car with his technicolor yawn.

by Al Caholic March 9, 2005

Technisexual

A sexual preference. A Technisexual individual is someone who prefers to have sex with electronics. They can be male or female.

As more and more iPods and flat panel TVs come out this behavior is rapidly becoming widely accepted among society.

Dude 1: Ahhhhh! What are you doing to my computer????

Dude 2: Sorry man... I am Technisexual, so I can't help it....

by VTC-Nerd March 16, 2009

techninja

A person who can use anything to fix almost anything. But lacks the formal training to be called a technician.

Hey man my battery went dead on my car. Oh its cool ill fix it, I'm a techninja!!!

by jasoueax respoueaxon April 30, 2009

technical guruji

You sub him only for the giveaways and his wealth

Person : what's his financial state
Other person : Bruh, he is the next technical guruji.

by CoolHarry830 October 9, 2020