tempurpedic vagina

The state in which a vagina has been so beat up courtesy of your manhood that it feels like a glove to you, but an awkward mess of stalactites and stalagmites to others.

JT tried getting in on Barry's ex, but her tempurpedic vagina made it feel like banging a lubed up conch shell. Mission aborted.

by Kielbasa Ninja March 6, 2011

temuulen

Temuulen is a Mongolian popular name. It means nigger son. Mongolian parents always name their children, if a boy born with brown skin

My name is Temuulen, u can also call me "nigger"

by Munhu November 24, 2021

Temputred

what you smell like after leaving a Japanese steak house.

guy:What is that awful smell?
girl: I had the fried shrimp at the Japanese Steakhouse for lunch!
guy: you smell temputred

by nice guy 614 January 5, 2010

tetsuroga

A tortoise-shaped candy.

Henrik says: "Could you give me one tetsuroga from the Fazer's Tutti Frutti packet?"

by Husky warrior February 2, 2013

temau

a guy who is always high and surfing. All around a cool person

Temau is always smoking

by halo71 October 19, 2015

Temu

U DONT KNOW WHO TEMU IS? Temu is the heart and soul of #stims

Temu is always high and happy

by Temu_ December 26, 2016

TEMSL

The End of My Social Life

-Your mom posted a photo of you as a child.
-TEMSL

by Sshsh July 28, 2017