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telephone lies

This is a certain type of lies that is different than face to face or written/texted lies. As these can be a bit more exaggerated or salty due to the undocumented nature of them.
Allison: "Did you hear about Angelica?"
Mimi: "No, what happened? I just saw her last night at Troy's party. She is still sober."
Allison: "I just got off the phone with Hannah and Angelic hooked up with Blaine and then Brendon!"
Mimi: "Telephone lies! I was there! Blaine grabbed her ass and Brendon tried to kiss her in the laundry room."
by von groovy August 7, 2024
mugGet the telephone liesmug.

Telephone itis

: marked fondness for or obsession with telephoning afflicted with the telephonitis … common to all teen-agers— J. S. Qualey.
When she drinks too much she has telephone itis. My teenage son got home from school today and all of a sudden he had telephone itis.
by Jenyrose October 23, 2022
mugGet the Telephone itismug.

Telephone

The reference used to call a phone when you are stuck in the 1950's.
The old man found and called out, "Who's Telephone!"
by Latin is bad December 30, 2016
mugGet the Telephonemug.

telephone pisser

Person 1: What did you do last night ?
Person 2: Oh, i just talked on the phone with my cousin. He's a telephone pisser.
by funamazinggirl November 26, 2009
mugGet the telephone pissermug.

telephonizer

When you are constantly on your phone while you are at the class.
“Melissa sent you a foursquare request”
Teacher: Melissa we are at the class wth?! You are a true telephonizer!
by MamaStella January 29, 2018
mugGet the telephonizermug.

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