Teachers

An adult with a degree to teach subjects and say...

"The bell doesn't dismiss you. I dismiss you."

And

"Why are you packing your stuff.?We still have have 5 minutes of class, so open your textbook and do your work!"

And

"Oh your talking in class? Share what you said to the class. Come on. If it's important to discuss while I'm talking in class, it must be important enough to share with the class."

Student: Man, I can't wait to go home.

Teacher: Detention.

Student: I hate teachers.

by It'sRainingCatsAndDogs March 7, 2018

Teacher

The person who helps you with problems you wouldn't have without them.

Teacher: want some help with that work
Person 2: wouldn't have them if you weren't here

by YU askin guy February 20, 2017

Teacher

1. A sad bastard/bitch that torments children for 8 hours a day

2. A fag that sits in the front of a classroom while the kiddies/adolescents go insane

God was walking on the Earth one day and came to a man who was crying. "Why are you crying?" asked God. The man replied, "I'm blind and have never seen my daughter's face".
God gave him sight. He continued walking and came upon a man weeping. "What's wrong with you?" asked God. The man replied, "I'm paralyzed and will never be able to hug my wife and children again". God granted him movement. He continued walking and met a man who was sobbing. "what's wrong with you?" God asked. The man replied, "I'm a teacher at an inner-city school". God cried with him.

by Kill the Jews May 7, 2008

Teacher

Someone who takes pleasure in controlling children because they have no control over anything else in their life

Teachers are losers

by @????? November 23, 2015

Teacher

Teachers suck, like really. They get you in trouble for no reason, and are 100 percent big gay.

Do teachers suck?
Yes, yes they do.

by CallMeJesse124 October 23, 2018

Teacher

They be the bitches working at school's teaching the students.

1.Sometimes they are mean old hags who live to see students suffer and live their lifes in pain, while they are off sucking dicks off of the preps.

2.Sometimes they be so god damn hot! You be sprung!

3.Occasionaly there is some teachers who actually let you learn.

1."Mrs. Hag, I turned in my homework."
"Bitch! Betta get outta my face!"
"But?"
"Outta my face"*snap* *snap*

2."Woah check out Mrs. Hot she's so god damn hot I just wanna eat out tonight!

3."Mr. Wang is teaching for once."
"SHUT THE F-CK UP BITCH!"

by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005

Teacher

Someone who decides to work for 7 hours, getting shit ass pay for something they do for 7 to 10 years of their life. They always torture students with their strict standards, tons of classwork, and if they decide that they want to crave torturing students EVEN FUCKIN' MORE!!!, they decide to give you homework, which usually will take hours, to prepare you for a final exam that you never did care about. See homework, HW, asshole

Middle schooler1 to middle schooler 2:
Man, my teacher doesn't give two Sh*ts about our lives. She piles on the HW and never lets us do anything in class when I hate the lesson.

by ayo J. May 18, 2017