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tesla taser

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when you see a tesla you yell "Tesla taser!" and tickle the victims ribs or arm.
by InventorOfun December 15, 2021
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akash tesla

Akash Tesla is a intelligent who is obsessed with destroying the world
by Light3692 April 18, 2022
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Tesla

A term coined by Minneapolis rapper Swank King used to describe a battery operated electronic cigarette or “Vape”. Not to get confused with the vehicle founded July 2003 by Martin Eberhard, Marc Tarpenning alos co-founded by Elon Musk.
“Fuck cuttin the cheese, someone pass the fucking gas nigga
Niggas smoking Tesla I don’t really fuck with vapes nigga
But I’ll still hit it tho cause I be feening yo”
- From Swank, King. “Champagne Poetry Freestyle” Swank Sessions, 2021.
by MN Quotes November 5, 2021
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Flying Tesla

The act of getting a running start, launching yourself up and over The footboard of the bed and attempting to land your fully charged tesla into your partners un-lubricated trunk. Usually ending in a mangled pile of broken tesla and trunk contents.

Go no hands for the Model S!
Dwayne's girlfriend was bent over on the bed waiting for him to get home from work. He took one look into her brown eye from the doorway, ripped his clothes off and executed a Flying Tesla Model S.
by Ramrod4185 March 23, 2022
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US TESLA AN

The order from the BATTERY ASSER(ec)TION to destroy a PEDOPHILE ASSH0LE on camera camera SATELLITE by DICKING around with SHIT AND BIG BALLS after (ec) EAT COPROPHILE.

ELON says ," we will buy all the BATTERIES YOU CAN MAN UU FAECturES as there is KnoW 44 LAWDMAN LIMIT as we will need them for STAYtiONAry storASS and DIE name(mean) iC storASS" , coined in the beginning of his AN UU allS SHARE HOLDERS meeting 2021.

ANAL ALAN SAYS, I got my training from CRAIGSLIST ,HOMOSEXUAL BATH HOUSES , CARL HUBAY,

SUCK ON MY ASSH0 LE, INTERNET PORN all over the world , as ANAL ALAN is always a TW0 AND A HALF.(

CUMMING is required.
Why would anybody ever separate US TESLA AN from the ASSH0LE NAKED as it is a misnomer BUTT the PEDOPHILE SEX ACTS are SHITEATING AND SHOVING BALLS IN THE ASSH0LE ANUS and hearing the YELLING "'T0 , T00 (SECOND 0NE) , TW0(NEW SHIT IS IN) , TU (YOU) , TU TU" and this SHIT will always be forever attached to THIS ASSH0LE which THE emptying of the BALLS from THE DICK WILL have a lot to DUE WITH ASSHOLE.ASSWHOLE in en (D) TIRE ty.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 10, 2021
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Tesla-sweats

When you received the first down payment from your bank on your brand new Tesla Model Y, and you look at your newborn and think: "Fuck, I shouldn't have bought those shorts from Amundsen".
"Sorry I can't join the julebord at Statholdergaarden because I have the Tesla-sweats"
by Otto Huan October 20, 2021
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Canadian Tesla

An actor in English language television portraying a historical figure from Europe who doesn’t even bother to try an accent.

As in: Several episodes of The Murdoch Mysteries (Canadian tv series) tv series where the actor playing Nikola Tesla doesn’t have even a hint of an Eastern European accent. A ladle of irony that the character is played by an actor named Dmitry Chepovetsky!
That guy playing Louis VIV is a Canadian Tesla
by Slicenic July 25, 2021
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