tapping

When one person takes can of beer which has just been opened and another person slams the top with a full can and the person puts the hole over his mouth and the beer is forced into his mouth because of the massive amount of pressure from the fizz.

He tapped my beer and 3/4 of it was shot down my throat.

by llello October 2, 2003

TAP

Triple Anal Penetration

Gee! I never thought we'd be able to TAP such a small anus!

by The double dapper (that's 4) June 20, 2008

tap

(v) To shoot someone usually at point blank range

(n) The shot at point blank range.

We had to tap that mofo 3 times before his legs would stop twitching! Damn, what kind of bullets are these?

Looks like the killer was in the back seat waiting for the victim to get in. The victim took a double tap to the head before he could even start the ignition.

by inane5 May 13, 2005

tapping

In the realm of the game WolfTeam, tapping is a synonym for hacking.

ZOMG FFS NOOB STOP TAPPING!!!111!!!?!?!!!

by mrtappers April 19, 2009

tap

Man having sex with a women

Boy would I like to tap that.

I would never tap that ugly bitch.

OH YEAH... I have tapped that keg many times.

by Anonymous July 18, 2002

TAPS

(Psych) Thick As Pig Shit.
Condition where a child appeared to be completely un-educatable, slow, moronic and lazy, frequently getting into trouble for which (in former times) the only solution was repeated savage arse smacking and caning. These punishments are now known to bring temporary relief from the underlying cause of TAPS, i.e. Anal Distraction Disorder (see ADD). The term is now obsolete, being the former psychological term for the condition now recognised as ADD.

Strueth! that Sheila was so TAPS, just could not take a hint, I had to dump her by faking my own death.

by Effluent Mills October 18, 2008

taps

Football shirts as worn in Scotland

Hello mother, have you washed any of my Rangers taps. I have no money and need to go to Archibalds for a tap.

by Jock fae Fife May 25, 2006