mother father

Its origin is of no importance only its destiny. It is the clean way of calling someone a motherfucker, cleanly.

You're such a mother father.

by MexicanShortie January 10, 2005

Mother-in-the-garden

When a women motorboats a man's ball sack/testicles.

"Wait...I heard helicopter noises coming from your bedroom last night...followed by a sigh of pleasure. Did you mother-in-the-garden Chandler?!?! OMG!"

"I like to mother-in-the-garden as foreplay to tea bagging."

by Sexy Students Association December 02, 2011

mother in law

A dreadful experience which we all must go through, unfortunately.

Next time, pour holy water on her... she may melt.

by Nikki J. September 10, 2003

mother lake

the lake filled with mothers water

jinsoul was swimming in the mother lake in the singing in the rain music video

by curiositybyloona May 01, 2022

mother fucker

My father

My father is a mother fucker, that's how I was born

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Mother Shit

The largest piece of fecal matter in a single bowel movement. Can arrive alone, or among a smaller, heralding convoy of toadies, known as Turdies.

I thought I'd finished dumping a load; little did I know the Mother Shit had yet to arrive.

by thedpster May 05, 2012

Mother Empathy

The know-it-all who claims to “feel” too much emotion and preaches “walk a mile in my shoes” to anyone and everyone, but bullies people when someone else fails to understand what they preach.

Naomi: I’ll still love you when you tell me what happened today.
Warren: I forgot I was supposed to see you today because I had to take my dog to the vet urgently.
Naomi: How could you be so insensitive to my feelings when I had made the plans specially for you? All you think about is the dog. I felt stood up, hurt and left alone. I think you don’t even like me, I’m a person and if you can’t value me above a dog, I cant see you anymore.
Warren: But I’m sorry, I would have seen you if I wasn’t occupied.
Naomi: We are done.
Warren: *THINKING* So much for honesty... Holy Mother Empathy!

by Turn3r February 21, 2019