The best game ever.

Changed

"Yo bro what's The best game ever.?"
"It's obviously Changed"
"what's Changed?"
"Listen here you slacker, google the game. I'm not gonna waste my breath because someone is lazy."
20 mins later...
"I googled it up and it's pretty dogshit."
"The game is dogshit? how about kill yourself."

by FurryFucker445 October 21, 2023

The best compliment your old man can get

To Be Hung Like An Arab Stallion


Now that's hung

That's bigger than life!!

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

The best band in the world

Metallica. The greatest band of all time. Nirvana is close to Metallica, but Metallica is better. (Nirvana rocks, though I like Metallica a little bit better)Metallica consists of James Hetfield, Kirk Hammil, Lars Ulrich, and... it was Cliff Burton, but I forgot the new guy's name. Well, they rock!

Damn, Metallica's Ride the Lightning was the best album ever made!

by JsRf13 April 10, 2005

The best song ever

The best song ever is the "chik-i chi-ka" song that was featured in every 80s movie ever made.

Man 1:"Did you hear that chik-i chi-ka song that was in Ferris Bueller's Day Off?"
Man 2:"I'm so sick of that stupid fucking song, it sucks!"
Man 1:"yea, I guess you're right, that song does suck."

by Studioerebus October 1, 2003

THE BEST WORD EVER

THE BEST WORD EVER IS SO GOOD I CANT EVEN WRITE IT DOWN SO CAN YOU PLEASE STOP READING THIS AND GO DO SOMETHING USEFUL.

THE BEST WORD EVER IS THE BEST WORD EVER PERIOD.

by it'smeyourcousin April 26, 2020

The best person ever

Oomf 😎

Oomf is the best person ever!

by Luka/Tatum September 22, 2020

The Best Way To Cure A Jellyfish Sting

First off, pour battery acid on the location of the sting and then rub the wound with steel wool

I heard you piss on a jellyfish sting to make it feel better, is that true?
Absolutly not! The best way to cure a jellyfish sting is to pour battery acid on it and then rub it with steel wool

by Turkeybaster March 4, 2008