Condom Swipe

The act of wraping a plastic bag over a debit card. The condom swipe is necessary after two to five tries of swiping a debit card through a machine that repeatedly declines the transaction.

(7-11 cashier 1)- four thirty five sir.
(customer)- on debit.
(7-11 cashier 1)- debit? *swipe... swipe... swipe...brushes card on uniform...swipe...
(7-11 cashier 2)- give it the condom swipe.

by Dusty Ballz October 19, 2010

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Suicide swiping

The approach to tinder that consists on swiping right on everyone and everything out of desperation

Person1: so Mike got 20 matches on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: yeah, but he's been suicide swiping. You should see some of the grenades he matched with.

by chirimoyalover May 27, 2020

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mccarty swipe

When you jump in the shower without wiping sh*t from your a$$.

I ran out of toilet paper this morning, so I jumped in the shower and gave myself a McCarty swipe.

by Qwerto25 June 26, 2016

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Blind Swipe

When you have no idea how much money is left in your bank account, but you go ahead and use it anyway. The Blind Swipe is always accompanied by a sense of terror until you see the word "Approved".

Female Roommate: We REALLY need toilet paper, and you said you would buy it this time!

Male Roommate: I've just been shitting at work.

Female Roommate: Goddammit, I have no idea how much money I have, I'm gonna have to Blind Swipe it. I hate you.

by acrobatcat September 27, 2012

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