A common name for a balding man who generally wears tight fitting pants to his workplace, and has a major case of genital size inferiority to his siblings. (most frequent occurrences are found between identical twins)
by Associate May 5, 2004
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by Droppa September 3, 2005
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by royalblueregeths January 22, 2008
Get the stumpy mug.A term often referred to when describing someone with whom you / a person has had casual sex with that you / said person has zero respect for, nor find attractive.
Having intercourse with a 'Stempler' or being 'Stemplered' is often as a result of a late night drunken booty call or a random hook up at McDonalds.
Having intercourse with a 'Stempler' or being 'Stemplered' is often as a result of a late night drunken booty call or a random hook up at McDonalds.
As he wiped the sweat from his brow, he realised with aplomb that he could use this girl whenever he so desired. This fine little Stempler was his, all his, and there was nothing she could do about it. Come rain or shine, night or day, he knew he could have her ankles by her ears within four minutes of a text message.
Dave: "What did you do last night, dude?"
Joseph: "I got Stemplered!"
Dave: "Oh no! Again?"
Joseph: "Yeah, I was asleep and my fone rang. The silly bint came over and I Stemplered her and finished in her hair".
Dave "Haha! What a Stempler!"
The other day, I met this complete Stempler. She was gagging for it - so easy. I reckon I could phone her at 4am and she'd turn up with a dildo and grin on her dumb face.
Dave: "What did you do last night, dude?"
Joseph: "I got Stemplered!"
Dave: "Oh no! Again?"
Joseph: "Yeah, I was asleep and my fone rang. The silly bint came over and I Stemplered her and finished in her hair".
Dave "Haha! What a Stempler!"
The other day, I met this complete Stempler. She was gagging for it - so easy. I reckon I could phone her at 4am and she'd turn up with a dildo and grin on her dumb face.
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