Mexican Standoff

A sexual position in which two dudes jerk off back to back, and the first guy who cums turns around and releases his load on the other's back.

Dude, I just lost a Mexican Standoff; how do you get rid of cum from your back?

by SemanticsMaster November 9, 2017

stangs

Making a round of drug deals.

Hey man, I'll brb, I gotta hit up some stangs

by Ali February 24, 2005

Stanford

it is the nauseating feeling you get when you drink your first shot of alcohol.

me: man I am feeling stanford.
friend: better get to a bathroom.

by jack danials May 1, 2020

canadian standoff

The opposite of a Mexican standoff, when everyone is to fucking nice to take turns in the proper order.

so we are driving the other day and a car pulls up at each side of a 4 way stop and we all just sat there in a Canadian standoff because no one would go first.

by fk from cv February 26, 2015

spangover

when you stay up too late watching a sport game and have the tiring symptoms of a hangover

"Dude, you got a hangover?" "Naw, I was up all night watching the game, I got a spangover?"

by prollynot260 December 14, 2011

stanford syndrome

When somebody gets into Stanford (or other similar institution) and constantly brings up that fact despite still being a prefrosh. Affects only a few admits, but those who have it quickly reach extreme stages.

Sam: "Yo it's so damn cold out here it feels like my balls are gonna fall off or something"
Ben: "... I'm just imagining how warm it's gonna be at Stanford next year"
Sam: "Fuck you Ben, somebody needs a cure for your Stanford Syndrome"

by JeffChaucer April 2, 2017

Stanford

Genius of a person, usually pretty cool person, googles everything, asks a lot of questions, answers teachers questions, very lazy, hates stats

Hey isn't that Stanford??

by THEROCK!@#$ November 2, 2021