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Mississippi Squisher

A type of sex toy fashioned from a glazed donut, popular as a buffer during ATM play. A favorite of incels and those with catastrophic testicular injuries.
Carlos went to the gas station and bought some wintergreen scented lube, 2 bananas, and a baker’s dozen of Mississippi Squishers, in case the hootenanny went sideways.
by Carlosdonut October 14, 2023
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Nose Squisher

A blowjob given in such a way that the person performing it mashed their nose against the pubic area of the guy they're fellating. Not to be confused with a Blender, which is the same except the persom performing the blowjob doesn't keep their teeth off of the penis.
Kevin's couldn't stop shivering for a good five minutes after his gf gave him a Nose Squisher.
by NotableDiscomfort February 13, 2024
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toad squishing

Toad squishing is when a man poops in his hand and masturbates.
"ill be there in a minute. Let me finish toad squishing. "
by anonymous February 4, 2025
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L shusheens

A one technically two word sentence which silences a waffler in a fraction of a second.
Shusheens alone means 'shtum your belly' or a longer version of shush which is pretty regular.
However, L shusheens is personal and results in an auto shusheens from the man who gets hit with it.
This is a very powerful phrase so use it well.
In recent times the phrase has evolved to "You're a walking talking L shusheens" simply violating a whole other man stride like bro with everything you say I zone out and everything you do turns me off.
"L shusheens"
"L shusheens bro"

"Take this L shusheens and stick it up there"

"You're a walking talking L shusheens"
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Describes when two individuals who are thought to hate each other actually love each other or may even be in a romance
Sarah and Daniel are fighting all time, what's the fuss between them?

Sarah and Daniel don't hate each other In fact they're kissing, sloppy style, squishing boobs together, etc
by NZJSJ November 17, 2023
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