squeezed my lemon

Act of sexual intercourse

You done squeezed my lemon, now you done broke and run - Memphis Minnie

by Rose Tint October 28, 2021

Squeezed Caprisun

When a dude has a lot of sex with different women, and cannot bust anymore.

Person 1: Did you hear how many girls Mike slept with?
Person 2: Yeah I did, his dick is a squeezed caprisun.

by Mr.Unfunnyman July 2, 2022

Squelched

Squelchy/squelched - when one gets so high his voice rises four octaves high, making him sound like a cracked out Mickey Mouse.

Did you hear Bryan's voice after he hit the bong?

Yeah he's totally squelched right now.

by shanagains9211 October 3, 2022

Squeegledorf

when you get squiggly on tuesday

Dude I'm getting so squeegledorf rn

by Rtyr210 October 26, 2022

Squished Mitten

When you pull all 5 of your fingers close together into a point and try to fit them all in your girls pu**y.

Bro, she was so loose I almost got knuckle deep with the squished mitten!

by Notthatguypal January 21, 2023

Squashed Butterflies

To "squashed butterflies," is to suppress or sacrifice one's dreams and aspirations in order to conform to societal expectations.
Butterflies referring to the euphemism of "having butterflies in your stomach", as a form of nervous excitment. To supress the things that give an iduvidual that sensation is to 'squash' them, and push away the thing that brings them joy - whether that be a person, career or particular pursuit.

"It's too unrealistic, so all I had was squashed butterfliess."

by cliche_kid July 26, 2023

Squeezed like a lemon

Really tired, drained!

Massimo is always squeezed like a lemon from working out his muscles so much!

by Massimo’s language December 19, 2023