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titties spotted off the port baw

Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore it’s referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.
Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!

Train-Spotter 

"Simon's a train-spotter."

"Like as a hobby?"

"Nah, he's autistic"
Train-Spotter by Literally Satan February 16, 2023

Cannabis Spotter 

A cannabis entrepreneur who keeps an eye on market supply always looking for new opertunintes.
Justin is an aspiring cannabis spotter.
Cannabis Spotter by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

North American Spotted Tailess Rat

Otherwise Known as Jake Kuhse. He's short has a spot on the back of his head and is dangerous if with other rats/squirrels. If seen please contact the Cross Country Team.
A North American Spotted Tailess rat is short, furry, spotted and dangerous, be careful.