Spotify

One of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Opens up on startup of your system.
When He broke the second seal, I heard the second living creature saying, "Come." And another, a weird gross green black colored horse, went out; and to Spotify who sat on it, it was granted to take WiFi during startup from the earth, and that WiFi would stop; and a wide selection of ads was given to him.
by W E E N S U C C September 16, 2019
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spotify

the other version of yt music but better ig
person 1: i love spotify
person 2: isn't that just yt music
person 1: no there's a difference
by Im just tired January 17, 2023
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Hop on Spotify

The act of rough sex while listening to your sex playlist on spotify.
Hey John, Hop on Spotify
by OnyxSharkified May 19, 2022
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spotify stalk

when you listen to whatever other people are listening to or, “ stalking ” their spotify feed.

example - on certain socials it’ll say what someone’s listening to on spotify, so someone who is spotify stalking would be constantly looking at what someone’s listening to.
person one - dude, where did these songs come from?
person two - i just spotify stalked someone and added these songs to a playlist
by em <3 September 12, 2021
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Spotify Adverts

One of the worst things in existence. It happens when you can't afford Spotify Premium, and most of the adverts are about the most random things. They also lie to you. When they say to watch a really long advert for 30 minutes without adverts, do not listen to them.
Person 1: Ugh, I just got two Spotify Adverts in a row. One was about how they're hiring prison chaplains, and the other was about Co-op Funeral Care.
Person 2: If the prisoners kill you, at least you'll have a good funeral!
by WinsomCash June 11, 2023
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Spotify Premium

Spotify, but premium

You pay for it and you get no more ads, unlike Spotify free which has 3000000 fucking ads every minute.

Also if you don’t know what Spotify is, go search it up.
Wanna listen to Spotify
Sure
Okay, I have Spotify Premium
by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023
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Spotify Premium

how spotify annoys you into giving them your wallet
"Want a break from the ads?"
Bill: *throws phone after the 84576774th ad*
Bill: " man, i should get spotify premium to stop all these ads"
by ytlaser12334455 September 30, 2023
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