by D'Licioso April 02, 2003
Only people who have guages recieve this gift.
When the plugs, tapers, etc. are taken out a gunky substance surrounds it. It usually looks clear/whitish and is a collection of vaseline, lube, dead skin cells, blood (sometimes), and smells like bigfoots dick after he sodomized a beaver. It accumulates after weeks of not cleaning them. And is a great way to piss people off by sticking it under neath their nose.
When the plugs, tapers, etc. are taken out a gunky substance surrounds it. It usually looks clear/whitish and is a collection of vaseline, lube, dead skin cells, blood (sometimes), and smells like bigfoots dick after he sodomized a beaver. It accumulates after weeks of not cleaning them. And is a great way to piss people off by sticking it under neath their nose.
"While at the food court with friends, Jeff took his guages out for the first time in 2 weeks and wiped his ear spoog underneath his friends nose, which soon made his gag non-stop."
by Jeff from SD June 21, 2008
When one holds Kraft Cheese Powder in one's mouth and a male ejaculates directly into one's mouth thus transforming the powder into yummylicious cheese which can be consumed at one's own discretion.
by Nickoliii June 21, 2006
a fraternity hazing ritual, where the freshmen have to do a circle jerk on pastry. The last person to finish has to eat it.
Guy #1: Why's Gary there so pissed about getting into Kappa Alpha?
Guy #2: He couldn't wank in public, so he had to eat the spooge cake.
Guy #1: That sucks.
Guy #2: He couldn't wank in public, so he had to eat the spooge cake.
Guy #1: That sucks.
by frat113 February 12, 2013
When a girl swallows your load, and subsequently vomits. The vomiting can be due to the semen, or a variety of other things. It must occur quickly afterwards. The important thing is that she vomits though.
by Dan "Don't you have anything better to do?" June 22, 2006
by SmartAssPerson February 23, 2017
any child under the age of 10 that misbehaves and comes from a trashy family. Usually the spawn of fat people who receive welfare checks multiple times a month.
Josh: Dude, did you see that fat lady in the 84 dodge minivan?
J.W.: Yeah, she had like 30 spooge muffins with her!
J.W.: Yeah, she had like 30 spooge muffins with her!
by mad_urban April 24, 2008