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non spontaneous sexual

A person who does not have spontaneous sex with their partner but instead prefers to plan any sex on certain days of the week.

A person who has an extensive list of can and cannot on how sex will go down before you go down provided that is on the ‘can’ list.
“Did you hear that Montana is non spontaneous sexual?”

“She doesn’t get down with spontaneous sex and is a bit like going to a club or bar has a shit load of conditions prior to entry”
by Deefa23 March 19, 2024
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Spontaneously Aspirate

To spew, blow chunks, barf, do the technicolor yawn, or simply vomit unexpectedly
"what's that smell?"
"dude, Mikey spontaneously aspirated in my backseat while we were coming home from the party last night. It took me four rolls of paper towel, two bottles of Nil-Odour, and three of those little green tree air freshers to make it even bearable in here"
by GinSeven February 4, 2010
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Generation spontaneous

Where a living thing can turn into a non living thing
The locker went through generation spontaneous when it turned into a hamster.
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Spontaneous

Getting wrapped up in the moment and having sex in the car park because why the hell not.
Let's be a bit spontaneous
by Btecsamanthajones August 19, 2021
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