speedsoft

Most hated play style in Airsoft, typically fast paced hoodie wearing assholes. Requirements include wearing a Dye mask, hoodie, don't call your hits, overshoot, and just accepting large amounts of hate.

Why did he shoot me 8 times?!
Dude he's doing speedsoft..
Oh...

by AirtardTurtle May 4, 2018

fudged my speedo

When you are swimmer and you get so nervous you have a bowl movement in your swimsuit.

Guys I was so scared about Heather seeing me at the pool I fudged my speedo

by Jeff in Tennessee October 28, 2008

speedsofter

The Airsofter who generally carries one mag on the field (5-15 minute games) and is normally CQB games. Normally they wear a hoodie and you need to shoot them a few times (most cheaters look like this)

That speedsofter guy will not call his hits

by Gwhahshd February 27, 2017

speedophile

A: Someone who has an unnatural penchant for wearing Speedo style swimming trunks. Usually resulting in them looking rather dodgy.

B: Someone with a large collection of Speedo style swimming trunks.

A:

Guy1: See that guy over there?
Guy2: The one with the handlebar mustache and the supertight Speedo?
Guy1: Ya! Creeepy!
Guy2: Damn, he looks like a Speedophile!

B:

Guy1: Damn! That creep has a different color Speedo for each day of the week!
Guy2: Damn speedophile!

by CapTim March 7, 2008

speedo

mans bathing suit where his cockhead sticks out

its easy to see whos got a thick cut cock when men are wearing speedos

by 8 inches January 18, 2004

Speedos

What you wear for swimming and being sexy.

You: Hey babe you like me in my *spanks ass* Speedos?
Her: Please Fuck me now

by cooldudesixtyfour January 17, 2018

reverse speedo

When a man start shaving his pubic hair and then continues to expand the shaved area until it looks like a pair of speedos of no hair.

I walked out of the bathroom with what looked like a reverse Speedo. I had become so caught up in the clean-up effort that I had totally forsaken any attempt to blend. Each swath removed led to another that seemingly needed to go. The end result was a totally unnatural ruler-straight line of hair running across my waist about two inches below my belly button and oddly smooth upper thighs.

by A truly random unused name August 13, 2010