Speedies

Wrap-around, sports style sunglasses popularised in the late 00’s by blokes dealing mad truckie goey and womanising Australian spin bowlers
“Oi cunt grab us a pair of speedies from the Puma when ya go an get ya snag roll and mango ice Gato”
by 3mflatty August 17, 2019
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speedy editor

A fatherless nerdy sweat in fortnite that spends their day, inside their room, dominating public lobbies in fortnite by editing so f*cking fast while ramping on someone with fast edits with incredible infamous timing, while there is just a peaceful guy who knows nothing but boxing up in builds. One thing that all these sweats have in common is that they wear sh*tty ass superhero skins with the most retarded camouflage combos, and they will mostly appear in zone wars creative maps, and goddamn high rank lobbies.
1.“Dave, this speedy editor just got the dub on me with a shotty! AND HE IS WEARING A GODAMN SUPERHERO SKIN”
2.“THIS NERDY, SPEEDY EDITOR KEEPS EDITING ON ME, IN A PUBS LOBBY!”
by JohnnyMcGood June 27, 2023
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Speedy McGee

Speedy McGee - Ricky Lacy
Don’t be a Ricky Lacy and run through things.
Don’t be a speedy McGee and rush through things
by Vera rose December 20, 2023
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Speedy Slicker

You do a couple huge lines of crystal and as your sineses start to run then
start eating pussy or ass, letting the crystal infused snot and saliva flow into the aforementioned hole.
n. I gave her a speedy slicker before we fucked.
v. I speedy slickered her until she came
by dani2nite December 28, 2022
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Speedy tiffany

A sexual act defined as being aggressive, but quick. i.e. two pumps or less
Miah gave Paige a speedy tiffany last night.
by Casey Meadowlake February 06, 2016
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speedy cooter

When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.
My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.
by ttrainlookerup May 07, 2012
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Speedy Gonzalez

When the passenger of a car gives a handjob to the driver whose pumping increases as the speed of the car increases. One must stop driving the stick shift if stopped at a red light. Usually the love juice ends up on the dash. If however the sticky substance lands on the windshield it may referred to as a hobo carwash. This doesn't not apply to road dome or any of the variants.
Yo Mike just bought some new armor all wipes for his car his girlfriend gave him one messy speedy Gonzalez

She says to me "the faster you go the faster I go"
by Juicy Jaekwon April 01, 2014
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