Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.
Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\
by K-Beezy September 2, 2017
Get the Ass-spacklemug. Just a fun word man. Has a positive feeling to it ✨spackle✨ Like- can we just use this more generally as humans? Thank you :)
by G cubed April 19, 2021
Get the Spacklemug. The act of ejaculating on a woman's a Anus, Leaving a large Warm gooey puddle on her anus and enjoying Immensely.
She loves it when you pull out " spackle the kitchen " after devastating that pussy.
Sorry I was late to work , I was busy "Spackling The Kitchen " with your wife again this morning .
Sorry I was late to work , I was busy "Spackling The Kitchen " with your wife again this morning .
by Sir Richard Guntington Fellows May 23, 2019
Get the Spackling the kitchenmug. Thick extra sticky, extra large cum shots. can also be used to hang wall paper or re-paste your girlfriend’s extensions back in.
Carl has gotten quite the rep, he apparently blows ball spackle when he cums, all the girls can’t handle it.
by PuffyRI July 24, 2022
Get the ball spacklemug. A rather simple way to block the view of some ones's plumber's crack. Wipe a blob and stick it where you can no longer view the specimen.
by Samerella October 7, 2016
Get the Crackle Spacklemug. by jew cunt May 30, 2018
Get the crackle spacklemug. by JO Bud September 9, 2024
Get the Making Spacklemug.