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Purple Sombrero

The swollen head of an erect, circumcised penis
I gave her a close-up look at my Purple Sombrero
by BigBossMan November 27, 2012
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Happiness Sombrero

The epitome of joy. The pinnacle of bliss. When you're wearing the Happiness Sombrero nothing can get you down.
Gary had been walking around smiling all day. The Happiness Sombrero was working its magic and Gary was all aglow with joy.
by ToughTom October 30, 2013
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Sandy Sombrero

When one uses sandpaper paper (40 grit) as a condom and completely annihilates her ass leading to her immediate death due to extraordinary blood loss
I used a sandy sombrero with a Spanish whore after the Carpenter's Convention last year. She died.
by Barak Bin Laden December 4, 2018
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It’s called living with somebody

The standard and possibly the most silencing response to a spouse who periodically may become irritated with your annoying and barely tolerable habits.
When I complain about one of his many ingrained and obnoxious habits, my husband often utters, “it’s called living with somebody,” spoken in a softly mellifluous voice.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023
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Sombob

A fucking moron that's fatherless
Gets bullied for its entire fucking life
Not even 100k subs

Sombitch is a retard
Sombitch is fucking poor as shit and will never beat v1nce. Sombitch is a fucking pussy. Sombob sucks
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somebody's girl syndrome

A treatable condition that causes a really hot chick to have trouble getting dates because guys all assume she already has a boyfriend and are scared to approach her.

Often she is too shy, or mistakenly thinks that every guy in the room is always thinking about getting into her pants. The cure is outgoingness therapy. If she simply approaches some guys, she won't have any trouble finding dates. She can even bump into them on accident, and make them pick up her books or groceries, to see if they care. An alternative treatment is to make the hot chick publish unflattering pictures on a dating website, (or do it for her) and she is sure to get plenty of guys asking her out.

The syndrome has received publicity because of the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby", and public awareness campaigns offer new hope for really hot chicks who suffer from this crippling illness.
Can you believe Alexis didn't have a date for the prom? I wonder if she has contracted SGS.

We're tired of watching Lorna cry all day because she never get's asked out, except by jerks and players. She has a severe case of Somebody's Girl Syndrome. She she was refusing treatment, we took her matters into our own hands and bought her a chemistry.com account.
by urban1973legend March 21, 2012
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Sombrero Fever

An intense love of mexican people, culture, and food.
Sarah has serious sombrero fever; she only dates mexican boys.
by samdelamor December 21, 2010
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