weak size fish

Derived from the native tongue of Tignish, Prince Edward Island. Weak is a slang term used frequently in sarcasm. Referring to a "Weak Size Fish" would mean a really big fish. It most commonly stands for the Fredericton based musicians called Weak Size Fish, with a few of their members hailing from the town of Tignish, PEI.

Welsir you caught the weak size fish eh?

I caught the weak size fish the other day.

by JohnPierre June 21, 2012

Grinch-sized load

A large pile of random things, usually in the bed of beater truck, tied down so poorly & arranged so precariously that you're sure that, while driving behind it, something will fall off, crack your windshield or cause major damage to your vehicle.
Any truck so full of junk & miscellaneous items that when pass them,you expect to see the Grinch at the wheel & his dog Max running in front to keep the whole thing going.

Lynne: Look at that truck with the swing set, 3 bikes, sheet rock, a fridge, mattresses held down by a twist tie!
Dalton: What were they thinking, hauling such a Grinch-sized load!

by Mama goose January 6, 2014

Texas Soirée

The act of pissing inside someone’s ass, or vagina.

Jack - “Can you believe my wife is into piss play? It’s disgusting!”
James - “Yea, just the other day I gave her a Texas Soirée.”
Jack - “A WHAT?!”

by leavesomefortherestofus April 12, 2020

Skal - sized

a way to describe someone as fat

"bro that cat is so fat it's Skal - sized

by crimynuts October 24, 2023

brand name size

one size smaller than your actual size.
used to inform friends who want to give you clothes what size you want, but they'll get you a size larger, so it fits.

Eric: Hey Dave, I'm going to Abercrombie and Fitch. Lemme get you something. what's you size?
Dave: Uhhhh.... XL.
Eric: Brand Name XL?
Dave: ....Yes.
Eric: I'll get you a XXL.

Brand Name Size should not actually include saying 'size'.

by dingdongpaddywack June 8, 2011

Dick Size Chart

Let’s keep this Real and Simple:

4 inches and Less-Small as Fuck (laughable)
5-6 inches- Average Size
7 inches-Above Average (some will call this the perfect size)
8 inches- Big Dick
9 inches and Above-Too Big to fuck

Take a outta a ruler or tape measure, and I’ll get the Dick Size Chart to see where you stand

by T.E.W. March 16, 2021

Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."

Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.

by osamabinvender March 18, 2004