Socialist Certification of Quality

Any politician who isn't instantly a scumbag and lowlife gets bullied intensely as a socialist or marxist.

X person: "That politician over there, she wants to give pregnant women maternity leave to prevent infant mortalities and protect infants ensuring that their mothers are close by."
Y person: "Fucking Socialist!"

X person: "Now I know that politician has a Socialist Certification of Quality."

by BlankShouter March 17, 2023

Aristocratic socialist

sanctmonious prig

Anyone that calls themselves an Aristocratic socialist is really calling themselves a sanctmonious prig

by Harry on Twitter April 26, 2023

Socialist Party USA

Political Party in the United States that strives for equality, peace, and eco-friendly policies.

Basically the most badass party in America

Dude, I just voted for Socialist Party USA in my local election, they're going to crush racism, sexism, and homophobia with new social policies!

by ☭ August 18, 2017

Amazon socialist

Someone who is prepared to abandon their principles to save 49p on a book / CD / dvd / Joseph Joseph stacking utensil set

Steve's always banging on about workers' rights but he's an amazon socialist when it comes to deciding where to buy the new Billy Bragg album

by RustyLi July 31, 2018

shy socialistic

A term coined in Valley's song "Closer To The Picture". Basically means a shy conversationalist.

Ambiverts are examples of shy socialistics

by alewifey December 7, 2021

religious socialist

Someone who mixes up the lyrics of 'The Battle Hymn of the Republic' with the IWW anthem

"For the Union makes us strong! Glory, Glory, hallelujah- Damn it!"
"Religious Socialists"

by AASoutherner March 23, 2021

Red Wine Socialist

Middle aged, upper middle class, women who engage in left leaning political demonstrations (presumably out of boredom or dissatisfaction with home life)

J: Becky is a red wine socialist

K: What a bitch

by S.T.R April 22, 2021