Pork Snorkel

Your manhood looks like a snorkel when receiving a BJ. Created when the girl takes one of your balls in her mouth having the shaft run up one or the other side of her face representing a snorkel.
My girl was diving on me and gave me the Pork Snorkel.
by JR538 June 16, 2009
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lap snorkeling

When you suck on a guy's balls while seated or laying in between his legs. From his point of view, he can see just the top of your head and his boner sticking up, making it look like you're a snorkeler.
I passed out in my chair and when I woke up, Jenn was lap snorkeling me.
by ahirebet July 19, 2010
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Cock-Snorkeler

One who engages in the act of sucking the beenie weenie as if it were their only means of obtaining oxygen.
"Man Larry is a fu&%ing cock-snorkeler ! he sucked so much ween he shits jizz!"
by bshan2001 August 18, 2008
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Canadian Snorkel

The act of tossing salad with penis shaft in the air in one hand while the balls rest on one's nose. A variation of the rusty trombone. You must make a disgusted face while licking to breath.
This bitch gave me a Canadian Snorkel last night, I loved it!
by Alex Crowder and Brian Oniel November 26, 2007
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Tokyo Snorkel

Sex act whilst eating out a girl from behind, the nose of the eater is strategically placed in the ass-hole of the girl, causing the eyes of the eater to squint as if they had Asian looking eyes! R
Man, I was going down on Kim from behind and she backed up a little and gave me a Tokyo Snorkel. I had sinus problems for a week.
by DickWhispers R December 10, 2010
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Snorkel-Bating

The act of putting on a snorkel and watching yourself masturbate underwater
I totally caught Steve Snorkel-Bating in the community pool
by Big Lurch 75 January 27, 2011
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snorkel porking

When an individual dawns a two piece wetsuit, flippers, a sheathed broken piece of glass and a snorkel mask enters a body of salt water with moderate to large pig in arms, the individual proceeds to sodomize said pig while venting its innards into the saltwater with the glass shard, causing pig to lose buoyancy pulling the sodomite and bleeding pig under the surface of the water until climax.

Noun, Verb, Adj.
Noun: "I'd rather be snorkel porking."

Verb: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING BILL!?" "I am snokel porking."

Adjective: "Man thats a snokelporking ride you got there."
by snorkpork November 26, 2010
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