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Witten Smack 

A witten smack is when you take a wet kitten and smack somebody across the face with it. If you do not have a wet kitten in hand feel free to lick the back of your hand and give the person a good backhand to the face. It was invented by a coupple of bored teens that decided to have a wet kitten fight.
Girn:Oh my gwash I'm like so hot and like everyone loves me!!!
Guy:You better shut up before I witten smack you!
Witten Smack by Killzark March 24, 2009
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Smore Smack 

Much like the ever popular slore slap, but with a knee to the genitals included
He is such a smore, I think you should smore smack him.
Smore Smack by trace-dawg January 27, 2010

Hood Smack 

Is when a hoodlum or hood rat takes their hand, twisting at the wrist. Then properly strikes a white women upon her face with there ridged back hand. This must be performed with enough force as to reverberate their mind set back to previous beatings from her youth or past relationships. Thus straightening her ass out, with what is known as a little bit of forceful act right. Cuz bitches get to crossing da line sometimes. So you gotsta knock dem triflin thoughts out the back of there nappy ass head before she gets to getting any ideas about self respect or women rights. A hood smack is just necessary to keep shit real.
Me: "Officer I had to hood smack that bitch Lauren because she was mouthing off to me like I was some hoodrat"
Officer: "Calm down son your not in trouble, just tell me what she said so we can take her in"
Me: "she said I'm the father"
Officer: "I did not leave the south side for this, Bitch is going away for a long time"

"I can't believe Kent hood smacked me again for 5 dollars"
Hood Smack by BombMan January 3, 2013

Cloud Smack 

When you blow you vape clouds when someone is not looking and it hits them in the face.
*Adam blew his vape cloud in Shane's face*

Adam, "You just got cloud smacked."
Shane, "What the fuck."
Cloud Smack by VodkaMalibu May 28, 2016

right off the smack 

Similar to right off the bat, right off the smack refers to the first thing that is necessary, done, or noticed. The modification of this phrase is used to ground the jargon to just getting off the effect of heroin, smack, which impairs cognitive function.
Right off the smack, if I'm gonna live here I'm going to need hot food, a hot shower, and a hot lay.
right off the smack by ViHelena October 15, 2017

Mac-n-Smack 

The act of eating McDonald's before going to the strip club without washing your hands.
Yo bro, I just got paid. Let's go for a Mac-n-Smack
Mac-n-Smack by Jimjam33 April 12, 2019