Slurp Slurp Jerp Jerp 3000

A specific dicksucking move that always results in projectile ejaculation. If you have ever had it preformed on you, you’d know it.

male: “damn babe the slurp slurp jerp jerp 3000? i knew i loved you”
female: “you know how i do”

by madsillybb October 30, 2018

Slurp Juice

One of countless terms for purple drank.

Sipped a big gulp slurp juice earlier, now I feel like I want to throw up.

by El ritardo July 19, 2018

Slurp ahh

When a very attractive person walks by you might hear someone *slurp then go ahhh* It's of sexual nature, baisically meaning let's get it on.

Becky: "Wow, that new kid is so hot!"
Tina: "OMG, I know!"

Becky: *slurp ahh*

by ThatBlondeable May 18, 2011

Pod Slurping

Have a woman generate a large amount of saliva and spit it on your balls. Then have her suck up or “slurp” all of the spit.
To be a true pod slurp, she has to make some nice slurping sounds as she is sucking the spit off of your balls.

Cheri is the queen of pod slurping. She never runs out of spit.

by Jimmy Keys December 24, 2008

sloppy slurp

When you blow a guy so hard he ejaculates somewhat like a fire hydrant causing her to fall backwards

I gave this guy the best sloppy slurp of his life last night, I swear I fell back 4 feet!

by Bigballer34 February 18, 2018

booty slurp

When your girlfriend has diarrhea and you use a broken straw to suck such liquid from the anus

Yeah dude Macy is sick as a dog but she let me booty slurp so it’s all good

by Slurpmebuns May 15, 2018

superb slurped

When a man pulls out the clitoris and sucks it so hard that it pops off

“Man I superb slurped Jessie last night in the dressing room. Passerby’s thought there was a murder!”

by Anqrygole February 14, 2018