junkyard slurpee

The act of performing oral sex on a woman by inserting a straw procured from a conveinence store fountain drink station into her vagina and sucking until it makes a sound comparable to that of a nearly empty slurpee.

Following a night of prolonged drinking, Bill proceeded to give Hiliary a sustained junkyard slurpee that rattled Lincoln's painting on the wall of the west wing.

by Franklin Furter January 11, 2008

salvadorian slurpee

When you fill up a bathtub with cherry slurpee and eat pussy and ass with a brain freeze.

Although overwhelming, Rico's brain freeze didn't stop him from finishing the salvadorian slurpee he was finishing out of Rita's ass.

by ricon August 11, 2006

herpes slurpee

When you pour a slurpee or an icee on a male or female's genetalia and eat/"slurp" it.

"Damn girl, i wanna give you a herpes slurpee.

by xStevie_ducksx December 17, 2007

Slurpee bitch

When you throw a slurpee at someone through their car window and yell slurpee bitch

*hits someone with slurpee through car window* “SLURPEE BITCH”

by Poopdealer123 July 24, 2019

Slurpee Tej

When you guzzle down a smooth glass of Tej but his tennis racket gets caught in your throat.

Last night Charles got dared to do a Slurpee Tej, you should've heard him on the toilet shrieking away.

by acutefurry_17 March 20, 2021

dumpster slurpee

When you nut in a girl's ass and then she shits it out into a cup and you then slurp it up with a straw. The highest quality ones are made with diarrhea.

Dude, I just ate me and Maria's dumpster slurpee

by Stanchee June 12, 2019

slurpee daddy

like a sugar daddy but instead of money he provides you with an endless number of slurpees

" did you hear???? willa got a new slurpee daddy!!! "

by willajane April 11, 2023