slinky salmon

A euphemism for when one rips the crotch of of their pants and their flaccid male genetalia or anything that resembles the like is exposed. Similar to shirt cocking but with pants on. Can also be used as a contextual noun or verb to describe situations where a flaccid tube is exposed.

*A man is cutting on the dance floor*

He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.

The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral

by Slinkin' salmon March 5, 2022

Getting Slinky

Mixing fluids with another person so that your pure enzymes get mad at you.

"I cannot believe they are getting slinky already. That is so immature."

by #Gretle November 16, 2025

Slinky

Another word for cool. Normally used amongst stoners and Algebra teachers.

Stoner #1: Duuuude. Show me that thing again.

Stoner #2: *shows thing*

Stoner #1: Duuuude. That was so slinky.

by Ally_Kay May 2, 2017

slinky

classy, sexy

Slinky knows how to work a room.
Slinky OWNS the room
SLINKY CONTROLS THE SITUATION
SLINKY leaves you breathless.
SLINKY IS always ON

by MOT NOSSORC April 21, 2017

Slinky

When you're in the process if having sex but want to be in every position/ everywhere

Kinky: that's very slinky

by kinkymaster101 February 9, 2017

Slinky

Short for the term sneaky link. A sneaky link/slinky is someone you hook up with in secret for sex or something if the sort.

I called my slinky the other day and we goofed around behind the school

by Outlawzen December 30, 2022

Mud Slinky

A pooper, a butthole.

Damn Brad, look at the ass on Sammy, I’m sure gonna try to get in that mud slinky tonight.

by Your a neuron February 26, 2020