Skip to K

To leave, to exit, to bail. As in "Let's skip to K and get the hell out of here."

From a joke about naming the various vitamins by stand-up comic Demitri Martin. As if you had misjudged and now need to shamefacedly bail out on your pathetic attempt.
Okay, well... actually, this party is way awkie. Let's just skip to K, okay?
by EricaSuzanne March 24, 2009
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woo skip

A slang named used for a gun, primarily in Chicago
Go grab the woo skip, we gonna bust at these kings
by dicksey normous March 11, 2008
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Raging Skip

Raging hard
When you have an erection
Dude, I have a raging skip right now!
I can’t keep my raging skip in my pants.
by dr. skip May 23, 2019
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Skipping Breakfast

Skipping Breakfast: When they Kermit Sewerside

Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”

Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”
by PeenDifibulator October 24, 2019
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XD Skip

A skip in videogame, which doesn't save any time and is only performed for fun.
HE'S DOING XD SKIP! XD
by SpeckyYT May 12, 2020
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Store Skipping

The action of not wanting to go to a store because you don't to run into someone from school,work,ect. Most of the time the person will use tactics like there not dressed good enough or they just want to go home.
Bob: I'm not going into Wal-Mart i dont wanna see someone i know from work,besides im not even properly dressed, i look ugly.

Bill: Jesus christ Bob who cares if your dressed in pajama's it's Wal-Mart for christ sake, stop store skipping like a bitch and get in there.
by Mocoholi August 15, 2010
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