When you do something socially unacceptable because you forget that there are people around. This is anything dumb that you would only do when you're alone, except you do it in public for everyone to point and laugh at you.
Scratching your balls in public is an example of skipping the flump
Person 1: Dude, stop scratching your balls in public
Person 2: Sorry, i just skipped the flump
Person 1: Dude, stop scratching your balls in public
Person 2: Sorry, i just skipped the flump
by lonelyminnesotan April 16, 2015
Get the Skipping the flumpmug. when someone hits something with their car and quickly drives away before they are caught instead of taking ownership their hit. Another word for hit and run.
also a word to describe a hit and run.
also a word to describe a hit and run.
"Yo! I left my car on the street last night and woke up to a hit and skip! "
"Instead of contacting the business owner, Deliah decided to hit and skip after she backed into a store window."
"Instead of contacting the business owner, Deliah decided to hit and skip after she backed into a store window."
by psychedelicsnowing December 26, 2016
Get the hit and skipmug. Skipping Breakfast: When they Kermit Sewerside
Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”
Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”
Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”
Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”
by PeenDifibulator October 23, 2019
Get the Skipping Breakfastmug. When a deep individual has to keep their conversations shallow in order to relate or be understood by who they’re talking to.
“Why is Jerry talking about irrelevant things?”
“Oh, He’s just skipping stones because Mary is too shallow for a real conversation”
“Oh, He’s just skipping stones because Mary is too shallow for a real conversation”
by Steve Blends February 17, 2022
Get the Skipping Stonesmug. 
Get the XD Skipmug. The action of not wanting to go to a store because you don't to run into someone from school,work,ect. Most of the time the person will use tactics like there not dressed good enough or they just want to go home.
Bob: I'm not going into Wal-Mart i dont wanna see someone i know from work,besides im not even properly dressed, i look ugly.
Bill: Jesus christ Bob who cares if your dressed in pajama's it's Wal-Mart for christ sake, stop store skipping like a bitch and get in there.
Bill: Jesus christ Bob who cares if your dressed in pajama's it's Wal-Mart for christ sake, stop store skipping like a bitch and get in there.
by Mocoholi August 14, 2010
Get the Store Skippingmug. by raythegod February 7, 2015
Get the skip rocksmug.