skeet

To ejaculate on one's face.

I'd like to skeet that bitch.

by Chief Slapa Cracka September 05, 2005

skeet

v)-To ejaculate apon someone/something.

n)-semen, sperm, cum, boy batter, love juice, hot dog flavored water....you get the picture

After ten tubes of lube, two vibrators, and a cucumber, Jeff finally attained skeetdom in the deep, moist confines of Robert's mangina

by Define-o-matic May 10, 2005

skeet

Taken from the Manx (Isle of Man) for "News", "Gossip", or "Peek". 'Skeet' mean to have a nosey into something, either somebody elses business, or anything else that requires you to "look".

The term can also mean "deal" or "business".

"Alright there yessir? Got any skeet?"

Hello there my friend, have you heard any gossip recently?

"Just gna take a skeet out the window"

I'm going to have a look out the window, maybe there are some scally fights worth watching.

"So there fella, whats the skeet here?"

So what's the deal with this then mate?

(Man takes out a newspaper) "Just reading the skeet.."

I'm just reading the news.

by zoeeeee March 14, 2007

skeet

a mans sperm

When Beth sucked Bobs dick she had skeet on her face

by Carmen Jones March 29, 2004

skeet

The Dutch word for shit.

An Ebonics word meaning "to orgasm" (males).

Skeet, skeet, skeet!

by 574 August 31, 2006

skeet

Skeet is a term used to described that Ya-O. for whiteys that means Cocain. Billy Ocean was an 80's musician that "skeeted" so much he went off in the cranium. Thank you

"skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean"
skeet --->cocain, not spooge losers

by bumpakey April 04, 2004

skeet

1. A form of trapshooting in which clay targets are thrown from traps to simulate birds in flight and are shot at from different stations with semen.

Hey Jim, I tried to skeet on that clay pigeon, but my ejaculation wasn't powerful enought. Maybe if you gave me a rusty trombone next time?

by DogTalkandSoC April 15, 2004