Man, a silent hater is just one of those dudes who stop by your house and they are all like, sitting in a clawed armchair, sippin' on their drinky-drink and just straight up muggin'! I know you know what I'm talking about. They just use their silence as another way of imposing their superiority.
by Thuggin07 July 11, 2009
Get the silent hatermug. It’s like a lick but silent. Instead of stealing, say, the televisions and computers out of someone’s house or, say, the money and dry cleaning out of someone’s car, you just steal a few rolls of paper towels, maybe some spoons, some pens and sticky notes, and a battery out of the back of their garage clickers. This way no one will likely ever know that you have robbed them. You get the fruits of your labor, and you also get the mental security that comes from knowing that it is likely that no one is looking for you. Additionally, it will likely provide you the satisfaction of having outwitted those you have robbed and the entire system put in place to deter and punish robbers, which is surely a testament to your own mental superiority.
Significant other: Where were you last night? You came home so late.
: I hit a lick.
S/o: Oh, no, honey! What if they find you? What will become of the kids and me?
: Don’t worry. It was a silent lick. I just took a stack of paper plates and a gallon of milk for us.
S/o: Oh…
: I hit a lick.
S/o: Oh, no, honey! What if they find you? What will become of the kids and me?
: Don’t worry. It was a silent lick. I just took a stack of paper plates and a gallon of milk for us.
S/o: Oh…
by jordan23forever July 20, 2019
Get the Silent lickmug. Worse than the Great Depression from 2007 to current; the average salary from 1930 for an average American individual was $4900( adjusted for inflation $85,000 annually for one person) as of 2023 the average salary is $56,000 annually, making less than the height of the Great Depression. In 1930 Gasoline was 10 cents a gallon or $1.73 adjusted for inflation, today the average is $3.55. To buy a new car in 1930 it would be $860— worth about 15k adjusted for inflation, today is worth a whopping $48,000. Key to the American Dream to buy a house in 1930 would be about $3900— less than 70k today, the average price today? $416,00. This is no secret, and nobody is saying a thing.
Ladies and gentlemen, let us awaken to The Silent Depression and it didn’t begin with the Covid Pandemic…
by The Observers August 24, 2023
Get the The Silent Depressionmug. the long and annoying 10 minutes at the start of an english lesson where the class is silent reading or acting that they're silent reading whilst the teacher uploads the powerpoint. you can usually hear a lot of shuffling, muffled sniffles and whispers about how someone wet themselves at lunch.
failure to bring in a silent reading book can usually end you up with a 10 page essay.
failure to bring in a silent reading book can usually end you up with a 10 page essay.
english teacher - ok everybody, 10 minutes of silent reading everybody and i'll take the register. where's your silent reading book?
student - at home, sorry.
english teacher - that's it, the third time this week! 10 page essay for monday, is that understood?
student - at home, sorry.
english teacher - that's it, the third time this week! 10 page essay for monday, is that understood?
by isaiddhss:) February 25, 2021
Get the silent readingmug. Where one is being a bitch but 1 or less persons notices she is being a bitch; being a bitch while no one can tell you are being a bitch.
Person 1: Did you see how much Lola was being a bitch to me?
Person 2: No? She was being nice!
Person 1: Ugh she must've gone into silent bitchmode
Person 2: No? She was being nice!
Person 1: Ugh she must've gone into silent bitchmode
by Believe Thy Definitions July 23, 2016
Get the Silent Bitchmodemug. when someone says something either completely outrageous, stupid, or way off topic or subject that it lead to a temporary moment of silence, weird stares. and awkwardness at that persons expense.
Guy 1: hey guys since I'm getting married in two days lets hold a kick ass bachelor party!
Other guys: yeah!!!!!
Guy 4: then we can bring over hookers to hit us in the junk!
*silent moment*
from the South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut movie
Kyle's mom: what is a Rim Job?
Cartman's mom: oh, that's when you put your leg behind your head and someone licks your ass.
*silent moment*
Other guys: yeah!!!!!
Guy 4: then we can bring over hookers to hit us in the junk!
*silent moment*
from the South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut movie
Kyle's mom: what is a Rim Job?
Cartman's mom: oh, that's when you put your leg behind your head and someone licks your ass.
*silent moment*
by drider August 1, 2010
Get the silent momentmug. a person who doesn't like to socialise or speak out in public.
remains quiet even when spoken to.
goes about his everyday life not saying a word
remains quiet even when spoken to.
goes about his everyday life not saying a word
by DESIJATT87 February 19, 2015
Get the silent jaymug.