Shrek is a fictional green ogre who has become a meme and has become alive because of the memes. Nowadays, he is the listed in USA Today as the Shrexiest Man Alive 2019.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Lord Farquaad is a nasty bowl-cut ogre-h8r. He is not shrexy. He is the opposite. He is Farqugly.
Shrek is married to Mrs. Shrek. She is a pretty shrexy lady.
Lord Farquaad was defeated by Shrek's shrexiness and his amazing succable ears.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Lord Farquaad is a nasty bowl-cut ogre-h8r. He is not shrexy. He is the opposite. He is Farqugly.
Shrek is married to Mrs. Shrek. She is a pretty shrexy lady.
Lord Farquaad was defeated by Shrek's shrexiness and his amazing succable ears.
Oh my Shrek, I love Shrek 2! It is the best movie to me.
Shrek is so much cuter than that Farqugly man; That Farqugly man does not have succable ears.
Shrek is so much cuter than that Farqugly man; That Farqugly man does not have succable ears.
by 6PP9 May 2, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. Shrek is a god like figure in which we must sacrifice our dignity and will to serve him. If you do not follow these steps his loyal subject donkey will kill you and serve you to shrek
by Jarret Giroux June 9, 2021
Get the Shrekmug. 
by Shrektile December 18, 2018
Get the Shrekmug. by Spade and Shade September 22, 2020
Get the Shrekmug. Shit on a plate and use the shit as lube and fuck the partner in the ass hole while he plays Shrek The video Game
I'm Gunna SHREK the shit out of u;)
by nictendo64 September 8, 2011
Get the Shrekmug. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
His love reaches my buttocks every night.
I whisper in my sleep, this is your swamp.
He lets out a mighty roar and says it's all ogre now.
His love reaches my buttocks every night.
I whisper in my sleep, this is your swamp.
He lets out a mighty roar and says it's all ogre now.
by The Local Sanwich Maker June 13, 2016
Get the Shrekmug.